Wolf Girl and Black Prince Review

Embarrassed that she doesn’t have a boyfriend, Erika makes a snap decision one day to lie about being in a relationship with a hot guy she took a picture of one day. Unfortunately for her, this boy, Sata, happens to go to her school. And when he gets roped into the lie, Erika finds out the hard way that appearances can be deceiving.

Nothing too over-the-top, just the usual slap-stick injuries that go away reasonable quick. Some scraps here and there.

Occasional b-words and sh-ts. Nothing unusual for a TV14 show.

Nothing beyond bath scenes where no detail is shown. Some comments about sex here and there, nothing explicit though.

Beyond the shrine being around, nothing here to mention. As per usual, Japan never feels the need to explain its religion, so no discussion takes place.

Personal impression:
Considering my take on Amnesia and Say “I Love You,” my reaction to this little abusive gem should come as no surprise. In fact, I nearly bunked this in the Warning Zone as the relationship in this show is so very bad. But first things first, what actually occurs in this show? Well, as my brief summery reveals, the MC is pretty much indebted to this male character who isn’t a good guy. In fact, he’s pretty evil. Not wanting to be caught lying to her friends (which aren’t much better than her “boyfriend,” to be honest), the MC gets blackmailed into being her “boyfriend’s” dog. That’s right, she’s treated as an animal who is loyal even in the face of abuse. And I don’t say this lightly. In fact, this guy actually admits as much very early on, saying how she can’t run from him no matter how bad he treats her. The show blazingly tries to push this off as a way to feel sorry for this abusive character, as if to say, “look how lonely he is.” But his isolation is a direct result of his behavior. Sata is an abuser. He wants control over everything in his life, right down to the people around him. He delights in watching others suffer on his terms and can’t stand to see the MC happy outside of his terms. He constantly belittles and isolates the MC, resorting to violence when other males get near her. When she reaches a breaking point and nearly leaves him, he then turns nice, often just long enough to claim her as “his” again before leaving her alone once more.
Considering how many people I know who have been in abusive relationships, this show was near traumatizing for me to watch. I kept thinking the heroine would leave, but it only grew worse.
If this show allowed the heroine to leave her abuser at the end, this would be a well executed and very realistic show on abuse, showing why so many tend fall for abusers and how they end up staying for so long. But as it stands, this show is pushing off this couple as legit and we are meant to pity the abuser, a damaging message to send.
If you always wondered how smart girls get tricked into staying with abusers, this is actually a good show to watch to understand why (just check out the many commentors who sympathize with the abuser). But if you want a good ending, you will not find it here. Just a sad story of abuse pushed off as a romance.

Personal rating: Young adult

Episodes: 12
Languages: Sub
Official rating: TV14
Genre(s): Romance, drama, comedy
Company: Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation (YTV)
Official streaming: Crunchyroll


The Sordid Case of Sailor Moon Crystal

mooncrystalI have been putting this off for far too long. In my defense, however, there’s nearly no way to go about this without insulting the older generation anime fans. MY generation. However, I feel like I might smash my head through a window if I don’t bleed out this poison.

But first, some ground rules. What this post is NOT:

This is not me griping about how the first TV series was perfect. It wasn’t.

This is not a comparison with the manga or saying one series was more or less faithful to it. This is an anime review blog, not a manga blog. I will not be talking about the manga here.

This is also not me posting about how much I hate Sailor Moon as a whole. I don’t. But I do have standards and I can’t help but analyze everything that crosses my path. A literature major’s curse.

Lastly, I had a third party who was not a Sailor Moon fan watch Crystal with me so I could ensure I wasn’t just making up reasons to dislike this version. I discussed all the points below with him in detail prior to writing this. So I had a pretty impartial soundboard double checking my work.

With that out of the way, let’s dig into the meat of this post: Sailor Moon Crystal is a waking nightmare for feminists.

Now, let me explain. Since my post on feminism in FMA, I’ve thankfully had far better experiences with my fellow feminists. Thus I’ve concluded that while some colleges have a terrifying and judgmental feminist community, all one must do is graduate and the problem is solved. Mostly. The thing of it is, academia has a bad habit of either taking things too far or missing the mark entirely (at least in my state such was the case). Thus what is often belted out as “feminist” rarely is, especially in media. And I’m sorry to report that Japan is far from exempt.

You see, back when the first version of Sailor Moon the TV series came out, it was simply a magical girl show. A rather revolutionary one, as it turned out years later, but at the time just one more transforming girl series. It did not profess itself to be feminist and, as a result, had little to live up to. Thus many were surprised by what they got out of the show, which, despite beginning slow and gentle, had some rather dark moments later on that cemented its status for more than a few fans in my generation. It even had a few instances of true empowerment, specifically concerning Usagi (the MC) defeating enemies and reaching a new level of power either on her own or with the aid of her female companions (friendship is magic, everyone), rather than through her male love interest. In fact, I often forgot Tuxedo Mask was even a character when I was a kid. More often than not his scenes could have been cut without changing the outcome of the fight. And I liked that. It was a show, the only show at the time, where all the characters were girls and they saved the world. As a kid I ate it up. And years later I can still respect that, although under analysis the show has some serious age spots here and there (the age gap between the main love interests, for example, is still rather disturbing).

Crystal, on the other hand, wasted no time in declaring itself to be feminist manna (just check out the English translation of the theme song). And thus, I’m sorry to say, this show pretty much set itself up for failure. Especially as more than a few of the positive aspects of the original TV series were changed into negative ones. Let’s tackle the most worrisome points one by one…

As an author, I’ve always struggled somewhat in explaining how to create unique characters to new writers. But one way that seems to work best is to give them this exercise: if you can switch around the characters’ dialog and your reader can’t figure out that there’s been a switch, your characters are not unique enough. Dialog shows, through diction and sentence structure, that character’s personality. So it stands to reason that what Character A said probably wouldn’t be exactly what Character B would say. And even if they both had the same idea, it’s unlikely they would phrase it the same way.

Yet the cast of Crystal were painful textbook examples of background voices trying to fill lead roles. All of Usagi’s friends (and sometimes Usagi herself) could have exchanged lines and no one would have been the wiser. While this is a crime many anime series commit these days, this show struggled with it the most as the characters in question were all leads and often all in the same scenes every episode. It was painfully difficult to keep the characters apart as they all acted nearly the same with very little variance.

All of this, in turn, impacted the relationships between these leads and the MC. For a show that advertises itself to be about love and friendship, let me tell ya: I probably have a more dynamic relationship with my reflection in the mirror than any of these characters have on screen. With such bland, limp personalities, each one unnervingly close to the next, there’s little real conflict and far less growth. Without these things, there’s little to make me concerned for their well being in a fight, making the battles that much more tasteless (which the poor animation was doing a good job at killing all by itself).

For a “girl power” show, they have one giant strike against them for painting all women with the same exact voice.

Here’s where the bulk of my bold dislike for this show comes from. In a show where the entire main cast is female, and nearly all the female leads have powers, one would think the point of said show would be for said women to be independent. For their good deeds and accomplishments to be their own.

Sadly, that is not the case in Crystal. Instead, Tuxedo Mask, the only steady male lead, not only saves the day on more than one occasion, but is also the main driving force for the MC’s motivation and “growth” as a hero. She often focuses her desires and goals onto this male love interest and when push-comes-to-shove in battle, he’s the one she leans on.

Now, considering he becomes her boyfriend (and will marry her in the future), that in itself isn’t tooooo bad. What makes this toxic is the fact that she has an entire cast of female friends. All of whom are often completely forgotten in light of her “love” for the male lead. Not only that, but when more power to defeat the enemy is needed, that power also comes -not from her many friends!- but solely from this male character. In other words, she is dependent upon him to win. The fact that her “power ups” (when her abilities as a superhero grow to the next stage) are always direct results of her love for this male character and often have nothing at all to do with her friends, just makes things all the worse.

For a bit of perspective on how bad this dependency became over time, leading up to the conclusion of season one, my friend completely forgot, more than once, about Usagi’s friends. And I must admit that I faired little better on that end. After all, they didn’t impact the MC’s story all that much, so why remember them? The fact that they had no strong presence made it all the worse…

Although plot-wise this wasn’t as big of a concern, there’s no good way to ignore how bad this issue was throughout. While the Sailor Moon franchise has always towed a fine line by having fourteen year old girls fetishized (an issue that deserves its own post), Crystal took it one huge step further when Chibi Usagi came into the picture. Besides the strange and disturbing plot elements that kept throwing her and her own father together in couple-like situations, Chibi Usagi was also, on more than one occasion, shown in a sexual manner. In one scene specifically she was shown in a white t-shirt that was see-through. And she had some very detailed curves. Considering that I occasionally work with children that are around this character’s age myself, this scene made me feel ill. My male friend was by no means comfortable with this either. In fact, he was enraged. While anime at large is a constant offender at fetishizing the female form, occasionally bringing children in on it, the fact that Crystal, a show professing to be feminist, stooped so low is disgusting.

No show, no matter the hype or nostalgia, has a free pass to stylize elementary school kids as sex objects. And, in the end, it was this point which tipped this show into the discard pile for me, leading me to stop watching at episode 26, a decision I’ve yet to regret.

And while I, to this day, watch and review shows that could be called worse than this one (stay tuned for my Monday review of Wolf Girl for more on that), the fact that this show tried to market itself as “feminist” and “girl power” while containing the opposite was -clearly!- not ok with me.

All that said, at the end of the day, it’s always your choice what to watch and what to like. This post is not a judgment against anyone who loves this show, a point I want to make very clear.
This was simply my own opinion on this show. The Devil’s advocate, if you will.

Although…. considering that last section up there… I wonder if it’s truly the “Devil’s” side I’m on…..



Arakawa Under the Bridge Review

On the edge of the Arakawa river, Ko Ichinomiya ends up indebted to a young girl who lives there. Unable to stand the idea of not paying back his debt, he readily agrees to stay with her, little knowing just how crazy this self-proclaimed “Venusian” and her friends are.

Despite the comedy being largely slap-stick, there is quite a bit of blood (no deaths. This is a comedy, after all). Shot wounds, scars re-opening and being slammed into the ground are rather common in this show. However, it’s often so over-the-top, I doubt it would be scary to anyone. Even so, if you have a violence aversion…. steer clear.

The usual b-words and sh-ts. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

This is actually a pretty clean show in this department. I can’t tell you how nice it is to be seeing less nudity in shows. I wonder how long this will keep up….

There is a supposed Catholic priest in this. I say “supposed” because he’s… kinda crazy. That said, some verses are quoted. Also a saying or two from Buddha.  Often these quotes are slightly altered for comedy’s sake or completely out of context. There’s really no message on spirituality to be had here. Just a string of jokes, each more over-the-top than the last.  (quick note: the jokes do not poke fun at the religions, but rather at the idiots who are quoting them incorrectly)

Personal impression:
This show was pretty funny. Crazy, but funny. It’s also surprisingly sweet. Most comedies tend to keep to the jokes and softer scenes are forgotten (a few exceptions exist, such as My Ordinary Life, of course). There was even a bit of character development. Sadly, the end of this show came up faster than I believe the creators intended and the build up for the MC to face his largest fear just… sizzled out. And because there was quite a bit of build up, the drop at the end was more than a little disappointing.
While this show is funny and even, at times, sweet, it still falls into the same issue so many anime do: not really going anywhere. If you need a comedic break, this is a really fun watch. But don’t get your hopes up for a strong conclusion.

Personal rating: Young adult

Episodes: 13
Languages: Sub
Official rating: TV14
Genre(s): Comedy, romance
Company: NIS America
Official streaming: Hulu

Noblesse: Awakening Review

After 820 years of sleeping, Cadis Etrama di Raizel wakes up to find a world where creatures of the night are working behind the scenes to obtain absolute power.

This is pretty much a vampire vs other supernatural creatures kinda story, so the violence is high. It nearly surpassed my limit, but if Trinity Blood scoots by, so does this. But be warned that there is a great deal of blood, bone crunching and threats of death.

The usual d-mns, sh-ts and b-stards. Nothing over the top, but definitely there.

Not much for this besides some skimpy outfits for the female villain.

If vampires and such bug you, skip this OVA.

Personal impression:
This is probably one of the weirdest OVAs I’ve watched, not because of the content itself but because it’s essentially a promo for a webcomic. I know this can’t be the only OVA like this out there, but this is definitely the first one I’ve come across. And the fact that it’s a promo very much affected the whole experience. For one thing, the enemy in this episode had to be established and wrapped up all in 31 minutes (yeah, it’s a tad longer than a regular episode). So you can imagine how rushed this felt, including the set up of the MC getting attached to his human classmates. Considering how little time they had, I think they actually did a decent job. I felt that the MC really did care for his new friends and it made the fight at the end not only valid, but a bit exciting.
All that said, this definitely has a bunch of holes and the enemy pulling the strings is, of course, not taken care of. After all, you’re supposed to go to their website and read the comic to continue this story. And I was tempted to do so, although I have not done so simply due to not having the time for it. But, hey, the promo works. It made me want to read a comic, which was the whole point. Sooo…. Maybe you’d like this? If you like vampire series that, while not really unique in terms of ideas, are well written for what they are, this OVA might be a good start for your webcomic addiction.
But if you’re not a huge webcomic fan, this will seem more than a little rushed.

Personal rating: Young adult

Episodes: 1 (OVA)
Languages: Sub
Official rating: TV14
Genre(s): Action, supernatural
Company: LINE webtoons
Official streaming: Crunchyroll